Hillary Clinton is still surprising us
The presidential election may be over, but that doesn’t mean Hillary Clinton is out. You can have the presidential candidate back with FCTRY’S Hillary Clinton doll.
Made of hard, durable, ever-lasting plastic, this Hillary Clinton Ready for Action Figure can withstand any scandal. Standing just 6 inches tall in her classic blue suit, Hillary can work out any problem facing the nation all while living in Barbie’s dream house.
The Hillary Clinton doll allowed my daughter to right the wrongs of the former first lady’s political past; starting with kicking Bill to the curb moments after discovering a tryst with Monica. Hillary also sat at my keyboard deleting sensitive emails from the server just in case Big Brother was watching.
Of course, she triumphed over all political opponents to run the Oval Office (in Barbie’s house, so it was actually square).
The Hillary Clinton doll added a new dimension of inspiration within our 4 walls, reminding my kids our great country once came close to electing a woman as Commander in Chief, but soon settling for a Cheeto.
While this particular action figure only stands 6 inches tall, she was ready to take on GI Joe, Donny Wahlberg from New Kids on the Block, and even out-danced Cinderella who towered over her by half.
The drawbacks to our Hillary Clinton doll was how rigidly she moved. Hillary does stand sturdy with her flat feet rocking pointed slate pumps, just don’t expect her to bend her legs to sit at the dinner table or bow to visiting dignitaries. She will extend a handshake to compensate.
Guaranteed, this Hillary Clinton doll can survive any situation that may arise within her new family. She organized our family budget, mediated arguments between children, helped us select a healthcare plan, all while wearing a smile and pearls.
“The Hillary Clinton doll allowed my daughter to right the wrongs of the former first lady’s political past; starting with kicking Bill to the curb moments after discovering a tryst with Monica.”Meg Sanders
At night she either gets tucked in next to Scarlett, although sometime she shakes it up and climbs into Barbie’s bed with Ken.
This Hillary Clinton doll is one way to fight back against our current president. And if you want, FCTRY has options for Trump, former President Obama, and more!